Special Episode: 2nd Annual Cryptids Unscripted Poetry Slam and Charity Auction!

POEMS

1. I’ve never written slam poetry though, this should be quite interesting. Anyway, if you’re reading this, enjoy the story! - Leanna
2. Cryptid Haiku (x3) - J McQ (she/they)
3. Tear-Stained Trail - Sarah Epic Palm (She/Her)
4. Slam poetry- atwwd 2022 - Anonymous
5. The Hircine Shifter Strikes Again - Jessi (She/her)
6. Primal: a Mothman Poem - Sarah (she/her)
7. The Watcher in the Wall - by Gef the talking mongoose
Translated from Flemish into English by Shady Sadie
8. CRYPTID POETRY - Erica (She/Her)
9. A video of sasquatch noises, or maybe I'm just dramatic(probably both) plus a haiku - Jules
10. Cryptid Lore - Tara (she/her)
11. The Ballad of Lunar Lemon - Lizzie Robertshaw (She/Her)

Gif of the two posters for the 2nd Annual Cryptids Unscripted Poetry Slam made by the wonderful Sarah G.

In lieu of a cursed livestream we're bringing you our second annual poetry slam as a special bonus episode! This year we're diving into the realm of Squonk self love and Sasquatch affirmations. Mothwoman walks onto the scene (at the bridge) as well as a new lemon-themed cryptid. There's talk of America's Hircine Shifter and Emothy, King of the Pukwudgies makes a special and dangerous woodland appearance. As expected there is also some thirst for Mothman yet again. Snaps for everyone who submitted. Snaps for everyone who donated auction items and bid on all the incredible, creepy offerings. We love you all! Thank you so much for your patience and understanding while we had health and tech issues. You heard it all straight from the mongoose's mouth... and that's why we VANISH!

Charity: The National Abortion Federation

Total raised: $4,397

Thank you to all the small businesses who donated items for the Charity Auction!

Sarah G Makes: Etsy, IG: @sayruhgee

  • Creepy Coat Starter Kit

  • Mothman Earrings & Podcast Bracelet Bundle

  • Lemon Jewelry Bundle

  • The amazing artwork for the Cryptid Poetry Slam!

Jessica Johnson of Button Jar Monsters: buttonjarmonsters.com, IG: @buttonjarmonsters

  • Spooky Friends Box - the cutest stuffed spooky pumpkin, grimm, sea creature and mothman

American Hauntings: americanhauntingsink.com, FB: @authortt, IG: @troytaylorgram, Twitter: @troytaylor13

  • Coffee from the Other Side Package - the coolest spooky coffee bundle

Art of Angela: angelafernot.com, IG: @afernot, Twitter: @afernot

  • Spookily Sweet CUSTOM Illustration

Dulcet Label: Etsy, IG: @dulcetlabel TikTok: @dulcetlabel

  • Mothman “My Body My Choice” Bucket Hat

The Cryptid Cannery: thecryptidcannery.com, IG: @thecryptidcannery, FB: @thecryptidcannery

  • The Cryptid Cannery’s Tommyknockers Taster Box

The Burlap Bag: theburlapbag.com, IG: @theburlapbag

  • Baked Bread and ATWWD Soy Candles

Of Land and Sea Co: oflandandseaco.com, IG: @of_land_and_sea_co

  • Woodland Cryptid Basket

Snallygaster Museum: snallygastermuseum.com, IG: @americansnallygastermuseum, FB: @TheSnallyHouse

  • Snallygaster Museum Gift Basket - The American Snallygaster Museum in Fredrick, Maryland is generously donating an amazing bundle in celebration of the Folklore and History of Maryland’s Famously Unknown Dragon!

Noelle Walsh Jewelry: noellewalshjewelry.com, IG: @noellewalshjewelry

  • Planchette Necklace

  • Christine Moon Earrings 

Self Ceremony: selfceremony.com, IG: @selfceremony, FB: @selfceremony, TikTok: @selfceremony

  • Mini Moons Pleasure Bundle - set of two Mini Moon Crystal Pleasure Wands in Rose Quartz and Black Obsidian

Creepy Crate: creepycrate.store, IG: @creepycrate

  • Creepy Crate - a 'Curse Themed' Creepy Cate PLUS a $50 gift card to Ghost Hunt Weekends

Modern Palmist: modernpalmist.com, IG: @modernpalmist

  • Palm Reading with Nicole, Modern Palmist and Hands for Healing Oracle Deck

Lavender Amethyst Co: lavenderamethystco.com, IG: @lavenderamethystco, TikTok: @lavenderamethystco

  • Lavender Amethyst Co Flowerpot Candles - Zak Bagans candle, Cereal Killer candle

Madam Adam: madamadam.com, IG: @officialmadamadam, TikTok: @officialmadamadam

  • Five Card Virtual Tarot Reading (30 Min. Session) w/ Madam Adam

An amazing and talented group of listeners!

  • Super Secret Mystery Tarot Cards (ATWWD Themed)

Christine Schiefer